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Friends and Lovahs, Lovahs and Friends,
I'm going to apologize in advance for bad blogger behavior (BBB). I've had a cray-cray week, and I'm trying to get my life together before this weekend. I know you're thinking, "But Jules Bears, what's going on this weekend that's so important you have to be a sucky blogger?" Well friends.......I'M GOING TO EFFING MARDI GRAS. I know...contain yo-selves. I can hardly believe it either. In fact, I don't really believe it, but it's happening apparently. I've NEVER been to Mardi Gras, and of course I am lucky enough to go the year the Saints (Who Dat!?) win the big game....I feel like a lucky little kitten. (yeah I don't know what a lucky little kitten has to do with this...bear with me). So, before I'm absent from the blogosphere, let me tell you some thangs:
Not no, but HELL NO.
- thank you all so much for commenting on my shistey date post. It was miserable, but looking back and laughing is always the best part. PLUS I firmly believe in "If you wanna see the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain".
- I will NOT be flashing anyone for beads. I srsly don't care enough to expose myself to randoms, especially because I'm going to be a celebrity and I don't need people digging that shit up from my past.
- I'm allergic to rum, so therefore I'm allergic to "hurricanes" and "hand grenades" and I'd like to REMEMBER my weekend thank you very much.
- I'm secretly nervous I'm going to get lost and abducted and initiated into some weird circus cult. For realz.
- Any Mardi-Gras advice would be more than welcome!!! Y'all are the best EVAH!
- Double You Tea Eff Wednesdays will be back in FULL SWING next week.
Have such..such fun for all of us that have never, ever been too. What a year to be in NOLA. That photo is hilarious. I could never, EVER too.
ReplyDeleteBe safe & whoop it up big (minus the rum) x
Ooooo I'm jealous! Have fun, take lots of pictures, and then come and post them and tell us all about it!
ReplyDeleteI heard some folks on the radio discussion veteran tips for Mardi Gras.
ReplyDelete#1 tourist rule... especially for the ladies.
DO NOT WONDER INTO THE MANY SIDE ALLY WAYS OF BOURBON ST!
Since you'll be drinking fuzzy navels and 86in the hard ish you should be a-okay.
I think we all expect a full report (photos of the randoms would help) on our desks when you return. Giddy-up!
ReplyDeleteI am so excited for you! I can't wait to hear all the details and write a note about who you are just in case you get abducted and have your memory erased!!! And don't ask scary homeless looking people to take a picture of you. Last time I was there I asked some dude to take my picture, and it turned out to be Chad Kroeger and he thought I wanted a picture WITH him.. but ewwww I hate Nickelback, so when I asked him to TAKE my picture with my fancy drink, he told me "Efff you!"
ReplyDeleteLUCKY!!! That's gonna be a shit show. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteI am soooo envious of you right now! Have a blast!
ReplyDeleteYou're going to Mardi Gras?!?! Shut up! So jealous. Why was I not invited??? Have an awesome time. Lots of pictures please.
ReplyDeleteAnd "allergic to rum" - WTF?
SOSOSOSOSO jealous!!! I've been waiting to tell you how envious I was since the minute I saw your comment, but figured I'd wait until you posted something about it.
ReplyDeleteALLERGIC to RUM?! My deepest apologies, my dear... :(
Unfortunately, I don't have any first-hand advice... but I've been told the streets/gutters of NOLA get pretty nasty, do don't pass out in any. And don't get kidnapped... for real.
Can't wait to hear a crazy story or two!! Oh... and did I mention I was VERY jealous?
XOXO
*Um... that should read "so don't pass out in any"... oops.
ReplyDeleteaaah have fun!!!
ReplyDeleteand that picture is insane.
http://fashionhandglide.blogspot.com
OK, this is the funniest picture ever!!!
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