BullSheet. A Play on Words.

Everyone is secretly weird. You know this, I know this. There may be more than one reason that makes you secretly weird, but hey, that's life. So I'll tell you one thing that makes me weird. 

I hate sheets. What? Yep, I don't like sleeping under sheets. They weird me out. I feel like I'm covering myself in tissues or something. I don't think they really offer any real warmth, and I tend to get tangled in them, so if I need to make a quick escape, they would hinder me from using my catlike reflexes and getting out alive. Basically, they're a death sentence. 

these sheets could be a deathtrap. pretty, but deadly...

The ONLY way I will sleep under sheets is in a nice hotel, because sometimes they're super high thread count and I'm OK with that, plus it's a hotel, and you only live once right? I have high thread count super soft sheets on my bed right now, and guess what? I've never slept under them. I much prefer the warmth and cuddly-ness of a duvet or comforter...I know...it's weird. My mom is always nagging me to "suck it up and get used to sleeping under sheets like a normal person" but I say "there's no fun in being totally normal." So...if that makes me an abnormal human, then I guess I'll wear it. proudly. The thought of sheets being comfortable, SAFE, delicious, whatever, is pure, unadulterated  BULLSHEET to me...unless, like I said, I'm in a nice hotel. So there you have it, one of the many things that makes me weird. Only now it's not so much a secret.

Speaking of secrets...Last night was the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I know you all got really excited when you saw me come down the catwalk, and I'm really flattered. It's not easy being that hot, so I appreciate your support! Bahah...the whole show made me want to go run till I ended up in a different state, because that's about how far I'd have to go in order to burn off what I ate over Thanksgiving...Also, WHY IN THE HELL would they air the show AFTER Thanksgiving when everyone feels fat? Air it before while we still feel skinny, it'll prevent a lot of emotional eating and/or crash dieting. Sheesh, what inconsiderate pricks those folks at Vicky's are....

don't I look soooooo hawt?

Ok, moving on. Lovely AUBREY from Made You Blush is having a giveaway! So go on over and check it out, she's got some really fun stuff to give away so make sure you enter!! Plus, her blog is pretty sweet too! 

Any things that make you secretly weird? Spill it.