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The title is just because. I like saying meowmix.
NOOZ:
1. Super apologies for sucking at blogging.
2. I GOT A JOB! Member when I was all cray cray scared thinking I was going to have to start stripping? Well, fear not, because I'm officially a grown up! Only downside is I don't start till August and I need a summer job...ideas? Anybody want to hire yours truly?
3. The past few weeks have been a whirlwind of cray cray but I secretly love that about life. I'm a lucky girl!
ROOLZ:
1. When it's 98 degrees outside and hot as BALLZ, please for the love of Miley WEAR DEODORANT PEOPLE. I was in line getting my passport the other day and damn near keeled over after catching a whiff of what was quite possibly THE.WORST.BO I've ever experienced. Holy holy holy guacamole. If smells could kill I'd be long gone.
DOUBLE YOU TEA EFF WEDNESDAY:
Whore-moans have ONCE AGAIN kidnapped me for the day and I wish I could crawl into a little ball under my desk and die death by crampage and whore-moan kidnappage. BLAH. I need a Bloody Mary the size of Wisconsin and I need it NOW. Yeah it's only 1pm and I don't careeeee.
I'll take TEN. And keep 'em comin'....
HAPPY SUMMER LOVAHS!
peaceloveandantiperspirantporfavor,
lovelovelove,
YAY for the job!!! its hot here too, bleh!
ReplyDeletemmm... a bloody mary sounds good right about now!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the job! Welcome to being an adult. It stinks, but at least you have one more summer off, even if you do have to pick up a summer job.
ReplyDeleteBTW, BO is the worst. Haven't they ever heard of Degree or Sure? They are UNsure.
A Bloody Mary the size of WI sounds like heaven!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the job!
Yay! Muchos congrats on getting a job. I say work as little as possible before you start, get something REALLY part time that will tide you over and enjoy having a summer of freedom. I miss the long summers off so much now.
ReplyDeleteHa ha...it's 5 o'clock somewhere! DRINK ONE.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the job. Exciting.
May your summer be filled with lots of fun & things to do to keep you busy until you start.