The title is just because. I like saying meowmix.
1. Super apologies for sucking at blogging.
2. I GOT A JOB! Member when I was all cray cray scared thinking I was going to have to start stripping? Well, fear not, because I'm officially a grown up! Only downside is I don't start till August and I need a summer job...ideas? Anybody want to hire yours truly?
3. The past few weeks have been a whirlwind of cray cray but I secretly love that about life. I'm a lucky girl!
1. When it's 98 degrees outside and hot as BALLZ, please for the love of Miley WEAR DEODORANT PEOPLE. I was in line getting my passport the other day and damn near keeled over after catching a whiff of what was quite possibly THE.WORST.BO I've ever experienced. Holy holy holy guacamole. If smells could kill I'd be long gone.
DOUBLE YOU TEA EFF WEDNESDAY:
Whore-moans have ONCE AGAIN kidnapped me for the day and I wish I could crawl into a little ball under my desk and die death by crampage and whore-moan kidnappage. BLAH. I need a Bloody Mary the size of Wisconsin and I need it NOW. Yeah it's only 1pm and I don't careeeee.
I'll take TEN. And keep 'em comin'....
HAPPY SUMMER LOVAHS!