K, so I pinkie promised I'd be back for realz this week, but things are STILL hella cray cray up in here.
My besticle beefer left yesterday...I'm super duper sadface about that. I will share some classic one liners from her visit for your entertainment....Most of these occurred in PUBLIC.
"You belong in a barn"
"You have more rings on than a carney"
"You? Like a virgin? More like "Like A Virgin, Touched for the 75th time!" (While Singing to the tune of Madonna's "Like A Virgin")
"You're giving me the grenade? I hate you."
"I can see your crawfish"
Basically it was an incredible weekend, I had a crawfish boil and I was a mess in a dress. I might show you pics. But might not .We'll see. I PROMISE I'll for realz be back soon, I know I've been sayin' that, but I MEAN it.
Happy Extra Day!
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