Monday, May 3, 2010

WillYooMaryMii and Some other Cray Cray Bits...

K so I've recently been assigned a LOAD of non-fun-ness at work, basically lots of numbers and letters and combinations of letters and numbers, and I have the math skills of a 3 year old with severe ADHD and Dyslexia. Yeah. That bad. 

Ask my friends and my college math professor. I took "football player math" at Vanderbilt...twice. Yeah. I was supposed to be the "shining star" and turns out the dudes with like 2 brain cells left did better than I did....maybe it was also combined with the fact that it was at 8AM, my FIRST SEMESTER, my boyfriend was in the class, and he skipped too (I'm basically saying it was his fault...bad influence...he was older), and I'm NOT a morning person, especially when there are parties to be had.....I DIGRESSIONATE.

My co-worker sent me a website where you can buy the same engagement ring that Edward gives Bella. WHAT.THE.PFEFFERNUSSE. 

you can buy the ring HERE. Not that you'd want would? ew.

I mean I'm all in love with vamps and sparkly hot (I guess in real life they'd be cold, but whatev) men and what not, but COME ON. When you're 90 and looking at this ring, you might think differently. PLUS, it's not really pretty. Nor does it look like a real live engagement ring. It looks like something you could buy at FOREVER21 for $5.80 (I heart forever21, but it's not where I want my engagement ring from...obvi). So, they also give you options. You can have the CHEAP version, the MEDIUM CHEAP version, and the REAL version. Who the EFF is going to know? I honestly think its creep-tastic. Thoughts???

Other Cray Cray Bits for you:

I have three term papers left to write then I AM DONE-ZO. 

My professor used the word "TROLL" in class the other day and I lit-rilly almost had to walk out because I was about to go all loosey goosey and crack up. 

CARISSA and I collaborated and created the word "DOUCHENGOYLE" to describe a stupid dude. It is a combination of "douche canoe" and "gargoyle". Use it. Love it. Spread it. Like BUTTAH. 

I decided what I'm going to name my next dog. Actually, I might get one soon. You all know how my precious baby love nugget is currently named Sushi, and I'm getting her a sister (I think/hope) and naming her Shinko. It's a japanese name for a girl, and also a type of Sushi. You're jealous.  I've accidentally been calling Sushi "Shinko" and she's all "bitch get my name right"...

Allright, I have a confesh. 
I'm secretly (not so secretly anymore) OBSESSED with the song "Red Blooded Woman" by Kylie Minogue. JUDGE ME. Then listen to it and TRY TO JUDGE ME. Miley and Britney of course remain in first place forever. Obvi. Who do you think I am?



  1. Random question...are you part Asian?

    Your pictures look like you might be and with the names of your dogs I thought I'd ask!

  2. That ring is pretty, but I would never want it for an engagement ring!

  3. Soo, you're not helping your image here. . . . first Lindsay was all plastered on your blog, now you're talking about Horse-face Cyrus and Braless Tits McGee Spears. Next your going to be posting about Lady Gaga and his penis. Oh, and what's a "douche canoe"? I'm intrigued.

  4. The ring is rpetty, but def not engagement.

  5. love your new word! i know a phew guys that define it! lol


  6. Yesssss! We really did come up with the best. word. ever!!

    And as for math, just reason number 192381234791347 that I know your my soul twin! I had to take college algebra 3 times, and I still didn't pass it! My senior (second senior) yr, my counselor finally let me take statistics at the local jr college just so I could graduate. My brain just doesn't think in numbers!

    I love the name Shinko! I think Shinko is the perfect name for a puppy that could be Stella's bestest puppy friend.

    ANDDD NOOOOO to the twilight ring. I love vampires, but I go more for the Brad Pitt in "Interview" type of vamp. Yumz.

  7. i mean, total twi-hards would love that ring, but me? i think it's uber-ugly. However, if Edward gave it to me I'd wear it.


Leave Some Love...