Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Hypothetical Cats Are Out Of The Bag....

OK, so I guess we have an issue to address. Other than the fact that I will not be blogging till next week because I am supposed to be writing a term paper right now, and I have 2 more to write. GROSS. 

On my last blog post, SOMEONE (an anonymous commenter) asked me the following:

Random question...are you part Asian?


Your pictures look like you might be and with the names of your dogs I thought I'd ask!


NOW: I have my theories as to who this "anonymous commenter" was. First of all, I have never shown my real face on the blog. Why does this make you think I'm Asian? Was it the Mermaid Locks? Usually one can see Asian-ness in the eye area, and I haven't shown this. So riddle me this, "anonymous blogger", had my dog been named "Bratwurst" or "Weinerschnitzel" would you think I was German? Austrian? What if I just like Japanese names? I'm not pissed, in fact I find this hysterical. But to answer your question, no, I'm not Asian. But thanks for asking. Sushi and Shinko are just fun to say and the actual breed of dog (shih-tzu) IS ASIAN. So yes, MY DOG IS ASIAN. 


Next issue:
MY DOG IS NOT ONLY ASIAN, BUT SHE IS A CAT. Yeah. You read that right. And I have proof. First of all, she licks her paws like a cat, she is also sneaky like a NINJA, and very...catlike in general. She is also OBSESSED with cats, and cats are OBSESSED with her. Here's the proof. I look up from paper writing and I see this:


DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS EFFING WEIRD? Do you see the BRIGHT LIGHTS coming from the cat's eyes??? It's JEDI MIND TRICKING MY POOR NUGGET OF LOVE. They are literally making love through their eyes. I'm pretty sure that's ILLEGAL. They sat like that for LIT-RILLY 10 MINUTES. TEN WHOLE MINUTES MAKING EYE LOVE. 



In other nooz...there is no other news, other than HAPPY CINCO DE MARGARITAS  MAYO. 


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**DISCLAIMER** NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS BLOG POST. So don't get all PETA in my grill. 

10 comments:

  1. Haha...gotta LOVE anonymous commenters :)-

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  2. Wow - that's freaky. I have a dog who looks exactly like that one from behind, who is also obsessed with cats and spends hours staring out the window at the neighbours cat who sits on our lawn and is a silver tabby, just like in the photo. Spooky! My dog's not Asian though :P

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  3. Haha Rory never knows what to do when she sees a cat. She's like WTF is THAT!?

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  4. Are you sure you're not half Asian? Bahahaha!

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  5. I think your dog might have some kind of identity confusion issue.

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  6. i just died laughing.

    i keep trying to tell you that you look like that one hot chick from lipstick jungle... and she is freakin' part asian!!!

    bailey is terrified of cats. seriously terrified. it's embarrassing.

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  7. HAHAHA OMG and i have a cat that i swear is a dog! so funny.

    xoxo

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  8. yeah, i thought that was a weird question to ask if you were part asian. good luck on your papers. i'll go to a concert tonight and drink beers for you.

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  9. From Anonymous:

    Are you part Canadian? I thought maybe effing was pronounced "ay-fing, eh". Hey, at least you have anonymous commentary to post about. All I get are anonymous blogger chums . . . .no offense.

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  10. Hahaha, don't you just love anonymous comments? I'm sure they are VERY happy you cleared up the matter. :)

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