In Honor of MFAMB and Reasons AHS makes me miz...

Ok, so if you haven't started watching American Horror Story, you need to. And if you haven't started reading MFAMB, (My Favorite & My Best) then you BETTER. Because she's hilarious and says hilarious things. And I realize very few people read my blog now since I've been MIA for...ever...but srsly. If you start doing these 2 things, you will thank me.

SO. MFAMB does the most amazing recaps of AHS...so I'm not trying to steal her recaps. The only recap action I will give you is that Tate is ON FIRE with his smack talk tonight....dayum boy. And Violet's scary Precious Moment Doll eyes are so sad...so so sad.

poor little Vy...

REASONS WHY AHS RUINED MY DREAMS.....

1. Every Wednesday night when I was this show, I have to either a. drink myself down, or b. stay up zombie faced and watch like 3 more hours of TV so I can forget what just assaulted my face/brain.

2. I used to want a basement....eff that noise. NOT happening anymore. Thanks AHS. Well..no one in Texas really has basements so it's not the end of the world...

3. I will NEVER EVER, never ever, NEVER EVER, go into an attic again. I already am afraid of them...and now it's just unbearable.

4. I will automatically assume that people who give me the stink eye at work are actually dead zombies who are trapped at work forever and can't leave and they are just jealous....far-fetched....but true.

5. I AM SO SO SO SCARED OF THE DENTIST NOW. Which really grinds my gears, especially since the dentist was the ONE doctor that I wasn't petrified of....I am a total hippie inside and don't like western meds or doctors very much. Me and my chiropractor and holistic doc and acupuncturist are BFF's though.

6. I am now 1,000,000,000,000,000,000% sure that I am psychic and sensitive to the supernatural. If red nailed cray cray lady is, then I for SURE am.

That's it for now...but good NIGHT, this episode is just all kinds of freaking me out already... My self diagnosed ADDDDDDDD is about to kick in and this blog post is going to eat shit and die if I try to keep writing....

oh and check out MFAMB, she's the tits.

peaceloveandholdmei'mscared,
xoxo,





pee.ess...has anyone noticed if something is up with Violet's teeth??? Did she get veneers???

GRINCH TIME

OK, I'm feeling a little less grinchy. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I think that since I've had a few days off, all the stress from the past 2 months has started to melt away, but it's leaving in a way that makes my body ache, and makes me not want to get out of bed! Felt a little better today though, has that happened to y'all?

P.S. I think you should know I'm watching Toddlers & Tiaras while I'm writing this and am so horrified. There's a small boy with a rat tail the size of Montana and it's just freaky.

Question of the day..."Where is your Christmas tree???"

Cool...wanna know where mine is?????

IT'S LAYING ON MY FRONT DOOR. SOAKING WET.
SOMEONE IS PROBABLY GOING TO STEAL IT, OR A RACCOON IS GOING TO NEST IN THERE AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ANIMAL WHISPER IT OUT OF THERE.

dirty street corner tree...

So I bought the tree today, and the man at the place told me to give it a good hose down so it would be super fresh and watered.....Since I am an overachiever, I held up the tree in the front of the house (while my neighbor watched in fear), turned the hose on full blast, and sprayed that beotch down. And also managed to spray myself down....And since it was so soaked, I couldn't bring it inside....that was 4 hours ago....and now I'm too tired and warm and cozy to bring it out from the cold. So I totes just neglected my poor tree that was supposed to bring joy and Christmas cheer.....oopsies?

Has anyone's tree been misplaced? I better not wake up to a note from the HOA bitching about my unsightly tree....considering I already got a noise complaint ON THANKSGIVING AT 10 AM for playing my CHRISTMAS CAROLS too loud...I mean, people these days!!! SUPER GRINCHFACES.

Ok, American Horror Story is about to start, peace out homies. And don't come over and steal my tree!!

peacelove&sadtrees,
xox,





UMMM....PS THE EPISODE OF TODDLERS & TIARAS JUST ENDED AND RAT TAIL BOY JUST WON.....THE WORLD IS GOING TO END.

Decor ideas....

Ok, so speaking of "ideas" have y'all ever heard anyone say "idear"..like, "wow, that's such a great eye-dee-urr".....k just asking. Because I have. And yes, I have spent (limited) time in some sketchy "hills have eyes" places...but just wondering if anyone else has witnessed that pronunciation.....ANYWAY...

I am repainting my bedroom the color "dove gray"....well that's what I've called it at least...it looks like this...

It's technically called "French gray" which is even sexier but I like doves. 

SOOO, being as my room will be French/Dove gray, I am looking for some art to hang on a blank wall. All of my furniture is silver/grey/mirror/lucite/white and I have some funky accents. My walls are currently a very light ice blue, but I want to go grey so I can add more funky accents. 

I am obsessed with Foxes. Strangly enough, I don't browse with Firefox (that was supposed to be funny...yeah). SO, I found some cool as funky fox prints on Etsy. And I need opinions. Some are printed on French books, which is even BETTER since I am a total francophile....OPINIONS SIL VOUS PLAIT! (that means please in Francais). 

#1

#2

#3 (it's a map of Paris)

#4

#5

#6 (pretty obsessed)

SO, I will likely end up getting a few, but I want to know what y'all think!? Opinions please!

peaceloveandfoxonthewall, 

xoxo, 

PIN the tail on the donkey....

No....unfortch I will not be talking about old school party games....I just wanted a sly way to say PIN. And not bank account PINS either, because why in the world would I give someone my PIN? I'm not THAT much in the Christmas spirit!!!

Today, in fact, I'm feeling a little Grinchy. Why? Because I need a massage, I haven't gone to yoga class in MONTHS, and I'm SO behind on Christmas shopping....

But we need to get back to PIN being the word of the day, before you think I'm just plain cray cray. (Oh, wait, some of you might think that already...riiiiight.)

I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

I AM ADDICTED TO PINTEREST.

I never ever ever ever ever in a MILLION BAJILLION years thought I would be...but I am.

Reasons I never thought I'd be addicted to Pinterest.

1. I am not the owner of any children. All I have is a spoiled perfect princess puppy and 2 finches. (I'll explain the finches later)

2. I am not getting married soon. So why the hell do I feel compelled to have a "wedding inspiration" board???? I DON'T KNOW.

3. I am not in the market to buy a house, remodel an existing house, or purchase mountainloads of very beautiful, very expensive furniture.

4. I am not planning on picking up and moving to Europe. (Although this is the closest statement that might be true...given that I am actually considering moving to Paris...)

So someone please explain how I love Pinterest so much? Am I secretly an interior designer?? Am I secretly a personal stylist ? (We all know the answer to that is yes, but until I find some clients that can cough up the cash for me to quit my job then I'll keep asking the same questions).

Anywho....is anyone else as sickly addicted? It's just so so SO SO fun!!!!!

Last night I had a dream that Daniel Craig and I went on a tropical vacation...so maybe I'll go create a Mr. & Mrs. Craig board.....ugh I am so sick...

peaceloveandpinsinyourface,
xoxo,

HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL

Good afternoon lovers & friends!

My Christmas vacation starts this week and I am bound & determined to get back in the blogosphere!

I hope none of y'all have totally lost faith in my, being as I've been a shistey blogger, but I promise I will be back in action for the next few weeks!

We all know how cray cray the holidays are...I am way behind on my Christmas shopping (as in, I've only online shopped for myself and purchased ONE gift for someone.....eek!)

Since we all tend to get wrapped up in the whirlwind of Holiday parties, champagne, eggnog, cookies and fruitcakes, I just wanted to encourage all of you to head over to www.modgblog.com and participate in project WANA (we are not assholes) I offered to help, and have unfortunately can only help 1-2 people which gives me the sads. I participate in a few local charities here in Texas and can only limit my donations to a few people. HOWEVER, please head on over there and see if there is anyone you can help! The tiniest thing you do can help someone get through a rough time!

Ok y'all, I have to go clean my house since it has been neglected for weeks and my laundry pile is just plain insane.

love y'all!


peacelovemerrychristmaskwanzahannukahwhateveritisyoucelebrate,iloveyouallnomatterwhat!


xoxo,